The Red Sox—will someone please tell me who the hell is Eric Gagne and why is he playing in Boston? Also how about ‘the Youk’ he’s been hitting under the Mendoza line since the All-Star break and the idiot manager still bats him in the 5-spot. Come on. Drop him to 8th; hell Lugo is batting over 300 since the All-Star Break. And is it just me or does Manny seem to have suddenly lost it? I mean he’s the weakest hitting 85 RBI guy in the Majors.

The New England Patriots—okay Tom is a dad and that’s great but get back to camp, you have not looked like a Super Bowl MVP yet this pre-season. Asante, take the money, dude what are you thinking? I just love those big linebackers with all that experience. I think it may lead us to the promise land this year. And you know what else I think? Bill is the best! In fact, after I write this I’m heading out to buy a new hoodie.

The Boston Celtics—Danny Ainge makes me think of “Trader Jack” McKeon. For you young folk, he was the GM of the San Diego Padres baseball team from 1981-1988, who liked to make a trade every day before breakfast. Don’t get me wrong, I like this Celtics team, I think it has a chance to do some damage in a division that could be won by a good WNBA team. But with that said I hope chemistry and ego don’t get mixed up.

The Boston Bruins—really Mr. Jacobs, just sell the team to someone who cares. You and your team have become irrelevant in Boston. Other than that who cares?

New England Revolution—I’ll make this real simple there is only one FOOTBALL team in New England and it’s the Patriots. Case closed. I don’t care. Soccer sucks.

Now if only those teams would just let me be in charge for a day…

This entry was posted on Friday, August 24th, 2007 at 11:56 am and is filed under Sports. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.